How To Guide: Surviving & Enjoying Family Photography Sessions

This one is for all the mother's & father's out there who may be gearing up to tackle the FAMILY PHOTO SESSION beast.
Step 1. Take a deep breath (remember to let it out)
Step 2. Go through your closet and your friends closets - you don't need to purchase a whole new wardrobe - just get a good funky mix of clothing - it photographs well...trust me on this. No freaking out while getting ready. Remain calm, and no bribing BEFORE the pictures start (we use this as a secret weapon if we have to)
Step 3. When arriving at the session - be ready to PLAY. Get a smile on your face and get ready for action.
Step 4. Occasionally the need might arise for a "good talking to"...don't worry... it will be captured on camera.
Step 5. Normally animals and small children don't always mix for a photo shoot (there's not much difference between the energy levels of the two...) However if you have a massive dog that doesn't move, then by all means...

Step 6. Let the photographer take the kids out ALONE - without any parent interaction....they'll get what they need...TRUST ME.


Step 7. A carefully placed "grab" works wonders on uncooperative spouses and it helps to ditch the kids for awhile.

Step 8. It helps to ditch the spouse AND the kids for awhile.

Step 9. A good "kid chuck" is sure to bring squeals of delight.

Step 10: A heavy railroad tie dropped on the foot is a definite session ender...but never miss an opportunity to still look good :)

**Special thanks to my little sister for unknowingly (sorry T) providing the material for this How To Guide. Give her a shout out - after the session we were ALL worn out, and I'm sure she was taking deep breaths telling herself that we had to have gotten at least ONE decent image! A little time after the session does wonders for forgetting the insanity. You'll be rewarded with the wonderfulness of YOUR family, TOGETHER, living life...